|Duke Students...Most Reviled in the State of North Carolina
||[Oct. 21st, 2006|01:46 am]
After soundly kicking our rival school's, UNC's, ass, ten of us Dukies, 5 boys and 5 girls, decide to hit the town and enjoy our victory. We drive out to some fast food restraunt and order food. While we are enjoying our food there, we notice that two guys at a table near ours are pointing and whispering about us. All 5 of the boys in our little groups are wearing Duke gear because they didnt' have time to change after the game. Finally, as the two guys finish eatting, one of them leaves, and the other approaches us. |
Weird guy: How much is it a year? [indicates the sweaters]
Karim: 46 thou---
Sal: dollars...we're all here on scholarship.
The rest of the table laughs. Weird guy gets annoyed.
Weird guy: "you wanna hear a joke about duke students?"
The boys at the table look angry and tell him to tell us the joke.
Weird guy figures he is outnumbered: "I forgot it."
Our boys tell him to remember it.
Weird guy murmurs: "you guys suck."
Weird guy then runs toward the door. He turns back and shouts: "YOU GUYS SUCK!"
Karim and Sal, both track runners, stand up. The rest of the boys chant: "run him down!" Weird guy gets scared and sprints toward his car.
Deciding that the night was still young, we decide to drive even further into enemy territory. We go directly to the UNC campus' college town. Walking the streets, we hear laughing, pointing and calls like "get outta here" and "watch out, here come some rapists".
Why do people hate us for being so much better than they are?